Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Monday blues

and to add to it, look what I just found out...see picture.

Yes, its another day again and what a day it has been and its not even 1pm yet. I went to bed after 1am, got up early, rushed to school to meet my study group for some last minute review before a Bio exam and guess what? My professor did not show up!
Ok...not to bad. We got some extra time for review. An hour later I make my way to my English class where we are studying Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights. 1pm comes and goes and no professor so all my classes are cancelled for the day. This is usually an ideal situation for the typical student but as you all know, I am not a typical student.
I would have preferred to sleep in, have a relaxing morning and then come to school for the activities I have today. So much for that.
Hope your day worked out better than mine.

Something Unique In New York City...more

Something Unique In New York City

Architect and engineers compete to see whose team can build the most spectacular structure using little more than cans of food at Canstruction, the 13th annual NYC Design and Build competition in New York .
All these cans will go to the food bank afterwards.
Scroll down and enjoy.

Pratical Solutions and Suggestons ...more

I especially love the one bout the complaints deparment. Good idea of you have employees or co workers who like to whine al the time.

Pratical Solutions and Suggestons

Some of these might help to have a smoother running office. I can think of at least two places I have worked at that would benefit from implementing at least one of these.

TCBY-Trinidad The Work Inventive Plan

Allegra-London What Every Office Needs

You do the math.

Have a good one guys.

Where Is Friday When You Need It?

Where is Friday so I can stay home from school! I know you all feel this way and can't wait for that special day to come.
Hope you have a good one.